goddamn fucking piece of shit...

Let me just say, that if a toilet lock ensemble is sophisticated enough to prevent a toddler from opening the seat and playing in/dropping assorted toys into the water, it will:

a) feature extensive diagrams and instructions in five languages, all of which, including the English, are incomprehensible to pretty much everyone with the possible exception of the idiot who wrote them

and

b) come with stupid &&%^&$^&%T&^ adhesive tape that will not stick to the side of the toilet bowl

and

c) said instructions will not work worth a damn

grrrrrrrrrrrr...

I think that's really all I have for today.

A+