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Daniel, pre-breakfast-making: Do you want to turn into a serpent?

Me: *boggle* Umm...why do you ask?

Daniel: Because there's this potion that I made that can turn you into a serpent.

(pause)

Now, you'll have an extra head, but don't worry, eventually you'll have just one head, and you'll be a serpent.

Me: Is the second head a serpent head, or a regular human head like mine?

Daniel: It's a serpent head. It's the head you need to become the serpent. Your first head will go away after you grow the second head, but that's normal. And if you see a gray pimple on your neck, that's just the second head growing in.

Me: How do I change back into a human?

Daniel: Just go up to the surface and you'll change back. Do you know where your gills will be? On your neck. If a human were to turn into a serpent, their gills would be on their neck.

I blame the fourth Harry Potter movie. Somehow.