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Ellie's latest phrase/request:

Pun Pob Pair Pan!!! PUN POB PAIR PAN!!!!! Okie? Okie?

*sighs* It's nice to know that we're not neglecting the basics of her education.

At least she's not requesting Maury Povich or something. And she does have an older brother who talks about the show incessantly...so I can partially blame him. ;-)

note: for those of you who aren't fluent in ellie-speak, it's 'sponge bob squarepants.'

damn...

five-year-old: I want to lick my penis.

Peregrine: Umm...lots of guys have thought of that, honey. But it won't work. You're not built that way.

five-year-old: I...can't...reach...it!

Peregrine: I know. Trust me, it doesn't work.


(I don't know whether to be alarmed that he's thought of this, or just figure it's part of the normal maturing process. I guess I'll ask D when he gets home--my source for all things penile. It's either that, or sign him up for yoga.)