"If I were a hammer" meme

[falcongrrl]

If I were a month, I'd be November.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be 3 am.
If I were a planet, I'd be Saturn.
If I were an animal, I'd be a bear.
If I were a direction, I'd be north.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be an armoire.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be Joan of Arc.
If I were a liquid, I'd be amber beer.
If I were a tree, I'd be a Japanese maple.
If I were a bird, I'd be a Peregrine falcon.
If I were a tool, I'd be a hammer.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be an angel trumpet.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a sunny day with cool crisp breezes.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be a dragon.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a piano.
If I were a color, I'd be bright blue.
If I were an emotion, I'd be wistful.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be a yellow squash.
If I were an element, I'd be fire or air.
If I were a car, I'd be a convertible.
If I were a song, I'd be incongruous, filled with different styles and speeds and genres, and I don't know if I'd sound like something you'd want to listen to or not.
If I were a movie, I'd be Home for the Holidays.
If I were a place, I'd be Jonquiere, PQ (though I may not have been enough places to determine this for sure).
If I were a material, I'd be shiny.
If I were a taste, I'd be sweet and salty.
If I were a scent, I'd be pheromone-y.
If I were a word, I'd be incorrigible.
If I were an object, I'd be a stone.
If I were a body part, I'd be an elbow.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be AP English Literature. ;-)
If I were a shape, I'd be a circle.
If I were a number, I'd be 3.
If I were an article of clothing, I'd be a soft cotton t-shirt.